saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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