Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Say something about gay babies.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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