There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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