i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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