The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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