this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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