...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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