Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I love having hate sex.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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