what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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