quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
