Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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