Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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