direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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