My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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