the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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