dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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