i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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