Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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