Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We're too hungover to prance.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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