I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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