my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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