Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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