yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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