we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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