I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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