I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I've blown a few things in my day
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I need to sanitize my soul.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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