): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
im calling her cock vulture from now on
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Is Oprah even human
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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