Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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