I think my vagina is haunted
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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