Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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