small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Come see our sink grown plant.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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