Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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