"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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