Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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