dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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