Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
