Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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