Cold hands, warm shart.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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