I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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