PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
