Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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