Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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