New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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