no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
this is an emotional support booty call
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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