Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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