She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
