she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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