dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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