But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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