its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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