do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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