So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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